in dreams, i meet you in warm conversation...

You look like bad news, I gotta have you. (x)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

I still wonder what happened to the rest of the world in The Hunger Games

  1. Do they still have meetings and stuff?
  2. France:Anyone heard from America lately?
  3. Mexico:Same old, same old. They're still sending out children to fight to the death in a reality show.
  4. UK:Shouldn't we do something about that?
  5. China:Just leave them, at least they're not annoying us.

pizza:

while I was cleaning my room I got tired so I went to have a nap on a pile of clothes and then mum came in and tried to scoop me up because she thought I was part of the pile wtf mum

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

barebackinq:

a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

mybeautifulidiot:

*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee. 

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

  1. *misses school one day*
  2. *misses a fight*
  3. *misses a breakup*
  4. *misses 12 assignments*
  5. *misses a dog riding a skateboard*
  6. *misses the shooting of archduke Ferdinand*

5SOS + Colour 

gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.