Anonymous: what do you think it would be like living with 5sos?

keepcalmandlove-c-a-l-m:

bitchlucas:

it’d be fun at first, i bet, but it probs be frustrating as fuck later on dude they’re such dorks i love them but think you’d have to yell at them a lot idk man something like:

  • "guys have u seen my bra?"
  • "oh for fucks sake luke get my bra off your head"
  • "michael stop hitting luke"
  • "luke stop letting michael hit you"
  • "ashton we had broccoli for dinner last night you need to stop"
  • "no i dont want any pineapple" 
  • "LUKE WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY BRAS"
  • "cALUM PUTS SOME PANTS ON PLEASE"
  • "no no no not my pants jesus christ” 
  • "STOP HITTING LUKE, MICHAEL" 
  • "calum i swear to god if i see your bare ass again" 
  • "NO I DONT WANY AnY FUCKING PINEAPPLE ASHTON"
  • "michael stop singing frozen its doing my head in" 
  • "did you just hump my arm" 
  • "i dont wanna build a snowman michael its 4am go to sLEEP"
  • "ashton stop trying to take selfies with me im not up for it"
  • "no i dont want to fucking cuddle" 
  • "luke are you seriously wearing my bra again"

i have never seen anything more accurate

I Kind Of Want To Change My URL but I Am Attached To The One I Have: An Autobiography

cubbytendencies:

Know that someone is there to listen and try to help you get through this.

secondsoftay: which 5sos boy would you want to have with you during a zombie apocalypse?

bitchlucas:

i wanna say michael because he’s probably really experienced in the zombie genre, but i feel as though all of 5sos would sUCK in a zombie apocolypse. i love these boys but luke would probably cry, calum would probs try and cuddle on of the zombies and die, ashton (being the super nice guy he is) would probably not kill them and shake their hands and then michael would kick ass until he runs out of pizza stamina and idk we’d all be dead within a week thats my theory

send me questions pls kayla is bored-o

jaclcfrost:

if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following

  • they are called “shorts”
  • i look great

aleiki:

niggaimdeadass:

im crying

THIS WAS WAY MORE SATISFYING THAN I EXPECTED IT TO BE

secondsoftay: Naya :)

three-summers-back:

N = Nobody’s Perfect - Hannah Montana
A = A Year Without Rain - Selena Gomez
Y = You’re Not Sorry - Taylor Swift
A = American Saturday Night - Brad Paisley

Let’s make Meredith the most reblogged picture on Tumblr.

eruditedivergence:

oracle-in-training:

mymompickedthisurl:

thewinchesterswagger:

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HOW IS THIS THE FIRST TIME I’VE SEEN THIS IT’S ALMOST AT 10 MILLION WTF

THIS IS MORE THAN DEAN WITH GYM SHORTS! WHAT

BUT DEAN IN GYM SHORTS

5sozfam:

55 000 notes im dying calum

lucyjeanking:

I only see adorableness.

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

whavies:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever