*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war
while I was cleaning my room I got tired so I went to have a nap on a pile of clothes and then mum came in and tried to scoop me up because she thought I was part of the pile wtf mum
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
a strip club but instead of naked women its cute dogs that you give dog treats to for them to do tricks
I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.
Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH
*settles into bed with blankets laptop headphones a drink and everything* ahh yes perfect. I have to pee.
my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.
my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.